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What would you do
If a shark started eating you?
If you're swimming around
In the lake downtown
And he tries to have a bit of a chew?
Would you try to resist
The massive jaws of the fish?
You could lose your legs
But I spose thats the risk.

Or you could just let him swallow you whole
Then curl up into a ball
And when youre deep down inside
You stick a knife in his side
And then just crawl out alive.
Or, or if you dont have a knife
Wait till he opens his mouth
And try to quickly swim out.

Theyre all potential ideas
For when the big shark appears.
Just be prepared
Or youll end up dead.

Now what would you do
If a monkey started eating you?
If you were down at the zoo
Going Oh look, hes so cute.
And he tried to take a bite out of you?
I heard a monkey bit a womans face off
And pulled off her hands.
Its true - it was in the news.
So what would you do
If it happened to you
And you had no face or hands?
Its ruined all your plans
To be a hand and face model.

You cant call 999
Cause you havent got the time
And you havent got hands anyway
So youll have to find another way.
You cant just scream and shout
Cause the monkey ate your mouth.
And you cant just try and kick him -
Hell chew off your legs & nick em.

Im just trying to be realistic.
So if a monkey went ballistic
Youd be prepared
So you dont end up dead.

Well what would you do
If a snake started eating you?
Youre just sat up in the trees
Enjoying the breeze
And he slithers down to share the view?
Well, they vary from species to species.
Some will bite you
And some will just squeeze (you to death).
Either way, youre gonna get eaten
Unless you think quick.
You need to grab the nearest stick
And do exactly what I tell you.

Just bash it on the head
But dont relax cause its not dead.
Its just been temporarily stunned,
Youve still not got the time to run.
You need to take hold of its tail -
Thats pretty much anything covered in scales.
And tie it to a tree
And then just peg it before it sees.

I know it may sound audacious
But snakes can be really dangerous.
So youd better be prepared
Or youll end up dead.